Traveling G

Fruit Loops – take a hike! Fruit Roll-Ups – they’re yesterday’s news!

The latest, greatest Slovakian fruit sensation is
Bag O’ Fruit With A Nail In It.

Doesn’t that look delicious?

In search of sustenance I made my way to the supermarket and bought what seemed to be an ordinary healthy snack. Little did I know that it would also provide me with a yearly supply of nutritious iron. Those pesky vitamins, who needs ‘em?

Boy, was I hungry and I didn’t wanna waste time picking up each piece, so I ripped open the bag and just starting pouring it straight down.

But luckily my eyes did see
This 2″ nail stare back at me
Sticking to an apricot.
I was happy I did not
Swallow the nail and pierce my tongue
I didn’t want the prize I’d won.
Leave those for the cereal box,
or better yet, the hardware shops!